DURING THE AUGUST HOLIDAY, OLEG DERIPASKA STALKED THE CITIES OF BOGOSLOVSK, VOLGOGRAD, IRKUTSK, SAYANSK, KRASNOYARSK, AND BRATSK, PROMISING TO DESTROY EVERY JOB HE COULD SPOT, UNLESS… UNLESS CAPTAIN SUNSHINE ARKADY DVORKOVICH WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE WITH A PLAN… A PLAN TO PAY DERIPASKA WITH STATE BUDGET FUNDS TO TURN EVERY CITY STREET INTO A STOCKPILE OF UNSELLABLE ALUMINIUM INGOTS…